BIGBIGBOOK.com Terms of Service Agreement

This Terms of Service Agreement (the "Agreement") is entered into between you (referred to as "USER") and Trebel Free Minds LLC, operators of, BIGBIGBOOK.com (referred to as "COMPANY"). By accessing or using the services provided by COMPANY, you agree to comply with and be bound by the terms and conditions outlined in this Agreement.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using COMPANY's services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to all terms and conditions set forth in this Agreement. If you do not agree with any of these terms, please refrain from using the services.

2. User Accounts

2.1 USER agrees to provide accurate and complete information during the registration process and to update such information to maintain its accuracy.

2.2 USER is solely responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of their account credentials and for all activities that occur under their account.

3. User Conduct

3.1 USER agrees not to engage in any unlawful, harmful, or abusive activities while using COMPANY's services.

3.2 USER agrees not to upload, post, transmit, or share any content that infringes upon intellectual property rights, is defamatory, or violates any applicable laws or regulations.

4. Content Ownership

4.1 COMPANY does not claim ownership over any content submitted or uploaded by USER. However, by submitting content, USER grants COMPANY a non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, reproduce, modify, and distribute the content for the purpose of providing and promoting COMPANY's services.

5. Privacy

5.1 COMPANY respects USER's privacy and is committed to protecting personal information. COMPANY's Privacy Policy outlines how personal data is collected, used, and protected.

6. Termination

6.1 COMPANY reserves the right to suspend or terminate USER's account, without notice, for any violation of this Agreement or for any other reason deemed necessary by COMPANY.

7. Limitation of Liability

7.1 COMPANY shall not be held liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of or in connection with the use of its services.

8. Indemnity

8.1 USER agrees to indemnify and hold COMPANY, its affiliates, officers, and employees harmless from any claims, damages, or expenses resulting from USER's use of the services.

9. Governing Law

9.1 This Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the jurisdiction in which COMPANY is registered.

10. Changes to the Agreement

10.1 COMPANY reserves the right to modify or update this Agreement at any time. USERS will be notified of any changes, and continued use of the services after such changes constitutes acceptance of the modified terms.

By using COMPANY's services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to the terms and conditions of this Agreement.

11. Other fine print

By using COMPANY's services, where applicable by law AND societal norms established through heathenistic moral-relativity, you acknowledge that COMPANY may sew your anus to the mouth of another BIGBIGBOOK.com user. You also agree thatn BIGBIGBOOK.com may sew another BIGBIGBOOK.com user's anus to your own mouth, thereby making an advanced being capable of advanced harmonies sharing one digestive tract and 3 sets of vocal cords.

You also certify that you are not a moron, and understand what a "joke" is (unlike ChatGPT, which I tried to con into writing these terms originally).